So as it happens, you find yourself on the Alphane moon with your estranged spouse. The moon is occupied by seven clans comprised of scizophrenics, religious visionaries, and manic warriors. You can either: 1) kick back, enjoy the scenery, and befriend the locals, or 2) create an android who looks exactly like you and program it to murder your spouse. The choice is yours, but, you know, one of them is murder!

Anyway, this right here is the aforementioned assassin android. I think it looks pretty cool, though what do I know?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• They're soft! Order a size or two larger for a good Sleep Shirt~